What the Hell Happened?

Okay I'm going to be straight forward, but what the *bleep* is going on, our offense is off and GM Manual keeps pulling out pitchers during the game. Floyd was doing well in the first five innings but instead of pulling out the prime arsenal of Cole Hamels-and boy he's got one nice arm on him (he will be opening at tonight Brewers game) he keeps putting in pitchers that aren't even half as good! I remember telling myself that if the Phils continue to be this bad-April bad-than I'll eat my new Phillies cap.

Or drink my three berry vodka--

I'm not sure yet.

C'mon fells, pull yourself out of a rut, you did it before and can do it again. Now that we will be going into sold out Red Sox Series at Citizen Bank Park, I'm begining to wonder, can we compete? Is the bullpen changed or is that a myth perpetuated by the press? Maybe the Phils will be lucky and pull a smart, fast game tonight.

I guess I'll have to see**

That's not to say the Brewers can play some mean ball, because they sure can from what I noticed the last two nights. They are one hell of a team.

**I'll be missing part of the game due to work, but will catch the last few innings.